cellphone charms

Being a ninja is all about stealth, and sometimes ordinary weapons are just to big and bulky for the job. These cellphone charms are made of metal, but are small and light enough for even the most delicate missions.

I once heard that a ninja took out 20 soldiers with guns using nothing but these charms. And he was booty-calling his girlfriend at the same time. True story.

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burger-strap

Foodies can now weigh down their cellphones with oversized straps shaped like a smiley face burger and two varieties of cake. If that wasn’t mouth-watering enough, the straps supposedly smell like the food they represent. A gallery is available after the break.

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