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Either of these disembodied hands will do a fine job holding your candles, allowing you to have your candlelight without hot wax dripping onto your skin. And when no candles are around, you have a nice thumbs up decoration with one hand, while the other looks like it is doing something a bit more risque.
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These mugs give you a little bit of a Native American flair when used individually, but when combined in one stack they provide you with a miniature, ceramic totem pole. One of the few accessories you can get that liven up the look of your cupboard interior.
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Makes you wonder what archaeologists will think 1,000 years from now when they dig up our ancient civilization and discover tabloid magazines, porn and ceramic finger forks. It’s a good thing we won’t be around to feel that embarrassment.
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If you asked people whether they would ever be interested in owning a ceramic screaming baby head that they could use as a planter, most would probably say something like: “Of course not, what the hell are you smoking?” But for those who are all about having bizarre shit in their homes, we present this currently sold out piece of botanical weirdness.
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You can try leaving little messages for a loved one to get yourself out of a jam. But for those times when you have badly screwed up, it will take something like one of these little Personalized Message Birds to do the trick. They will be so touched at how much effort you put into getting them the message they will forget what an ass you were.
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If you are a bit of a pacifist, then this Love Grenade Bank is probably the only grenade you will own. Throw this ceramic weapon and the only thing your target will end up with is the pile of change you have saved in it.
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If you want to use a bride and groom cake topper that your guests will not soon forget, then this 7”x 3” ceramic sculpture is for you. The newly wedded horse man is the perfect way to present your husband as the Stallion he is, while still nailing that rude bastard for his wandering eye. Photos of other bizarre figures are available after the break.
