Jason Voorhees is more than just a cold-blooded killer. Deep down inside, all he wants to be is an artist. Unfortunately, it took a long time before he realized trees were better than sexy young teenagers for making Big Daddy sculptures.
If you have tried a circular saw to cut your pizza and you still have trouble, the Chainsaw Pizza Cutter should take care of anything you can throw at it. Extra cheese or a meat lovers pie will crumble under the power of this slicer. And nothing goes with beer and pizza like a chainsaw.