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Since we still have a day to squeeze in those last few Halloween related products, here’s a skull chair, spine lamp and what appears to be a brain ottoman, which must have been removed from the skull in order to make way for ass. I guess it could also be an intestine cube, but who cares? Either way you’ll have a place to put your feet up.
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What separates a rich man from a hobo? When a rich man sits on a 50 gallon drum it has cushions, swanky European brand names, and falls into the “recycled” category. And oh yeah, he gets to pay $417 for the privilege. An additional design is pictured after the break.
Sick of having to turn your head when it’s time to get a back tan? This Ostrich 3 in 1 chair has a convenient face flap and arm holes that allow you to read through the chair while the sun gets to work ravaging your skin. And with its concealing foam facial cushions, you also give strangers the ability to check out your ass without the possibility of awkward eye contact. Everyone’s a winner!
Product Page: ($89.99)
God knows why, but now you can put socks on your chair legs with these special chair socks and make your furniture look like a golfer, a 1980’s valley girl, or a kid from the 1970’s with the stereotypical three ring socks pulled up as high as they can go. Plus, they may or may not work to style up peg legs. Additional designs are pictured after the break.
It is getting to be that time of year again when your thoughts will turn to the beach. Start accessorizing your home to get yourself in that mindset—and the Life Guard Chair Napkin Holder is a logical first step. You won’t get lifeguard protection or a view of bikini clad women, but it will put those thoughts in the forefront of your mind.
Product Page ($82)
When you get home you know you shouldn’t leave your crap lying around on Mom and Dad’s furniture, how many times have they warned you? But since you have to maintain your reputation as a jaded ass, you can’t just give in to those demands willy nilly. After all, that would compromise your image, and we just can’t have that. In the spirit of harmony, we offer these chair coat hooks as a solution. You can use these and still technically be leaving your garbage on a chair, keeping your rebel status intact and your parent’s furniture junk free. Now everyone’s a winner.
Product Page: (18.00 €, or about $23)
Yeah, you could have been a fighter pilot, but why go through all that training when you can simply look the part by grabbing this ejection stool made from an original F-4 Phantom bucket seat and buddying up to the bar with beer and tales of things that never were? If you handle yourself well enough, the rush of Gs caused by the B.S. factor of your stories won’t hit until you end the night by passing out and wetting yourself. An additional design is pictured after the break.
No longer will you need to be incredibly high to ride a miniature white elephant or merely have one glowing in the corner of your bedroom. Someone has turned your acid trip into a tangible product with this 27.5″ x 9.8″ x 22.8″ molded elephant which is offered as either a decorative lamp or a place to rest your ass with a 20.5″ tall seat. So now you can kick the drugs and finally know what it’s like to take a urine test without fear.
Product Page: (€104 or about $130, add about $44 extra for light version)
Why would you get a desk and a chair when one product can cover both needs? The Globus Scriptorium takes up less than 9 square feet of floor space, but gives you both a chair and desk when unfolded. The chair even swivels so you can still goof off just as you normally do. Unfortunately, while it saves you floor space it will cost you a bundle more. See a picture of the Scriptorium closed after the break.
You can’t smoke anywhere these days, and now I am supposed to buy furniture that is a never ending reminder that smoking is a bad thing? This Fornasetti design is is one of a group of chairs you can buy, each with unique pictures for an interesting formal look to your rooms.
Product Page ($1577 up)
