Ordinarily, giant chomping teeth is not something I want near my butt/groin. Fortunately, this chair is non-functional and intended for relaxation purposes only.
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You know what we need? Dedicated chairs for back scratching—or maybe even back scratching functionality built into a massage chair. Designer Dana Gordon is pioneering this new product line with an “Itch Chair” that features a scratching actuator controlled by running your fingertips across a touchpad on the seat base. It even has interchangeable “fingernails” that can be used to achieve the appropriate intensity.
…with my anus. That’s right—it’s a portable chair with a compartment for holding gear or frosty beverages. Just make sure you know where that beer has been before you decide to take a sip.
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“Cinderella’s Chair” by designer Anna Ter Haar have a single prosthetic leg made out of glass. As you can see in the NSFW shot in the gallery after the break, the chairs are strong enough to actually hold weight—but I would say that her decision to take off her clothes was a good idea. Any added weight could result in total collapse—not to mention glass shards in very sensitive areas.
Live like a king without spending like one when you use the promo code “TORMENT25″ on your Prank Place purchase. It will get you 25% off your entire order—including this giant, inflatable king’s chair. Unfortunately, you will have to settle for the giant, inflatable woman you have tucked away in the closet as your queen—because this hot chick is definitely not included.
Strap yourself in and feel the G’s that come from playing video games, eating and channel surfing in Alexander Christoff’s Formula One chair. The seat is made from molded fiberglass and features chrome legs and an upholstered adjustable headrest to create the ultimate F1/seat hybrid. However, at this point the chair is only a concept, so for the time being you’ll have to put your dreams of racing the Grand Prix to obesity on hold.
Yes, that glorious Christmas vacation is coming soon, and for those who don’t work an office job, that means you’ll finally be able to use one of these bizarre contraptions for ass resting. Every year when you pull these ornaments out of their 11 month slumber, you’ll feel the excitement of knowing that sittin’ time is near. Additional designs are pictured after the break.
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Since we still have a day to squeeze in those last few Halloween related products, here’s a skull chair, spine lamp and what appears to be a brain ottoman, which must have been removed from the skull in order to make way for ass. I guess it could also be an intestine cube, but who cares? Either way you’ll have a place to put your feet up.
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What separates a rich man from a hobo? When a rich man sits on a 50 gallon drum it has cushions, swanky European brand names, and falls into the “recycled” category. And oh yeah, he gets to pay $417 for the privilege. An additional design is pictured after the break.
Sick of having to turn your head when it’s time to get a back tan? This Ostrich 3 in 1 chair has a convenient face flap and arm holes that allow you to read through the chair while the sun gets to work ravaging your skin. And with its concealing foam facial cushions, you also give strangers the ability to check out your ass without the possibility of awkward eye contact. Everyone’s a winner!
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