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Let your love of liquor have a three-way with your love of chess and your love of corporate themed home decor with this Jack Daniel’s chess set. Then prepare yourself for non-stop action when the Daniel family turns on each other in a drunken attempt to gain chess board supremacy.
Product Page: ($197.50)
The pieces of this chess set will glow with wirelessly powered LED’s any time they are placed on the board. The set has two uses for the LED lit men. First, if you are playing in low light conditions there will still be no problem analyzing your next move. Plus, when you take out one of your opponents and remove him remove the board, the light turning off is a perfect visual for the loss of another life.
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If your chess games are getting a little bloodthirsty, switching to this chess set should calm things down. You can only be so aggressive when you are attacking with Smurfs. Just the thought of little blue blood stains from a particularly hard fought battle just brings a smile to your face.
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If you want to pit two groups of people in a chess battle, there are none so vicious as vampires and werewolves. Both are feared by humans and both have a strong dislike for each other. The whole theme is like a game of the “Underworld” movies, although sadly I don’t see Kate Beckinsale anywhere.
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March all your little astronauts right up to your opponents astronauts and let them battle it out to see whose galaxy will survive. The two chess sets are almost identical so it shouldn’t make too much difference, but there can’t be two out there. I just can’t wait for my space shuttle to start dominating.
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Instead of UFOs and lasers, these aliens prefer to battle for control of earth over a gentlemanly game of chess. Hmmm….chess is not my game. How about Connect Four?
Product Page ($67—chessmen only)
Nothing would get an intellectual woman hotter than challenging her to a game of Erotic Chess. It’s dirty, yet sophisticated—like an orgy breaking out at a book reading or a porno being shot in an art museum.
This wide shot covers the whole board, but as you will see from close up shots featured on the product page, things get pretty hardcore. The sets appear to be handmade to order in Russia, so no pricing information is listed.
Personally, I think the game of chess is difficult enough without having to draw the board before playing. That, and the fact that your chess pieces would be difficult to use after only a few games make this idea a little to impractical. Still, I have no doubt that Chalk Chess will become an actual product sometime soon, but it appears to be in the pre-production stage at the moment, so the price has yet to be determined.
Those damn dogs and cats are always at each other’s throats. Let them duke it out without trashing your house with this unique chess set. If the idea of dogs and cats being pitted against each other doesn’t tickle your fancy, the fact that they are dressed up in medieval outfits may amuse you. Better picture of individual pieces after the jump.
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Getting your ass beat in chess by a precocious 10 year old can drive you to drink. Get a head start and play with the Jack Daniel’s Chess Set. The intricate pieces based on everything whiskey will bring some class to what is otherwise a chess set of debauchery.
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