Choker the Chicken
Another fine toy to drive you nuts. The chicken will sing an annoying chicken song. Squeeze his neck to quiet him down, and he goes faster. Squeeze him harder and he goes even faster. I imagine this toy will be headless within hours of anybody owning him.
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Chicken with its Head Cut Off Costume
A chicken costume is funny, a Chicken with its Head Cut Off is hilarious. It may be tough walking with those feet and your hands aren’t real useful in those wings, but a little discomfort is a small price to pay to look this awesome.
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