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Stress toys like this one fall in line with the Japanese “infinite toy” craze—trinkets that simulate a pleasurable experience over and over again. This can include bubble wrap, knuckle cracking and pop-top simulators. This particular pop-top simulator also features an inexplicable clucking chicken sound effect each time the can is “opened.”
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Who would dare eat a satanic chicken? With his human skull helmet, evil whoopie cushion, Necronomicon and oversized novelty bacon accessories, Diablo just might conjure up some sort of voodoo spell over your KFC.
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God Bless the nation of KFC, it’s original 11 herbs and spices and its supreme commander—the Colonel.
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The classic rubber chicken is a novelty icon, but few know that it has obnoxious, trashy relatives that live in the sticks. These particular chickens also crow in pain when squeezed or smacked. Seriously though, they deserved to be throttled for wearing something like that. A bikini-clad version is available after the break.
When you’re a farmer who has seen more than their fair share of barns, and spends day after day knee deep in pig, cow and chicken shit, the worst thing for your appetite and morale at 4am is to have a plate of waffles put in front of you shaped like the animals who produce that shit, especially when you’re going to be walking through it for the next 12-16 hours.
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That’s right, this chicken will help keep your laptop (and your legs cool) with a fan vent system powered by USB. Also available in monkey, opera face, cat, dog, bear, penguin and lion versions. Additional images available after the break.
Any doctor who specializes in ergonomics will tell you that resting your wrist on a raised object will be much better for you than just laying it on the table. And while there have been other food related wrist rests, none have looked quite as tasty as this Chicken Leg Wrist Rest. The beauty of this chicken is you get wrist relief without the searing pain that would result from using a real, greasy chicken leg.
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These egg cups are an amusing way to serve up some eggs in the morning. But seeing my eggs served with actual chicken feet on them would make me feel a little guilty. Not that it would stop me from eating, but there would be just a bit of an uncomfortable feeling as I did.
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