Set your wine apart by dressing it in traditional Chinese clothes like this Ching Dynasty robe and hat combo and the Cheongsam gown pictured after the break.
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Your laptop won’t dare overheat if you are using this Chairman Mao Laptop Cooling Pad. The pad is USB powered and features calligraphy of one of Chairman Mao’s own poems. It will elevate your computer above your lap and you can trust the Chairman to spread the cooling equally. If only he were still alive to see his namesake product in action.
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Oh, when you said t-shirt radio I was thinking an actual t-shirt…you know…with a radio in it. Um, yeah…this is really stupid.
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This battery-shaped radio doubles as an alarm clock—which is cool in a crazy China gadget sort of way. If only it were an MP3 player!
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From Fashionably Geek: This set of Chinese paper clothing is not meant to be worn, it is meant to be burned as an offering to your relatives in the afterlife. Each set includes gold bars, cash, jewelry, three shirts, a sweater and a pair of shoes. The women’s version substitutes the shirts and a sweater for four blouses (pictured after the break).
From Fashionably Geek: The Chinese manufacturer behind these shorts claim that it can deliver multiple massage modes, automatic temperature control with “infrared heaters” and an automatic setting that will run for 20 minutes. In other words, these “massage pants” appear to be sauna pants that pleasure you while reducing fat.
Yeah, let that sink in for a second then wrap your mind around this: there is a 500 unit minimum order. So, if you think about it, there could be giant massage pants orgies going on somewhere out there.
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