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Japanese company Mitsubai have (correctly) come to the conclusion that we are all a bunch of slobs that use our shirts to wipe down our filthy gadgets and glasses. So why fight it? …Read more on Fashionably Geek.
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New technology is being developed which uses plasma gas to disinfect your hands in about four seconds, just by sticking them in this little black box. The plasma gas is the same gas used in neon signs, fluorescent tubes and TV displays, although this stuff is at room temperature and pressure, and is engineered to kill germs. It can even cure athlete’s foot through your fungi-infected sock after an exposure of about 25 seconds.
All this sounds great, but there’s something to be said for soap and water. If, God forbid, your hand should ever come in contact with a turd, soap and water will wash the poo away and leave your hands with a fresh scent; something that can’t be said for Plasma Gas.
If you thought cleaning your ears was a load of fun, these Fortune Telling Ear Cleaners will be twice the laughs. You will need to learn Japanese in order to read the fortunes on the swabs, but that is probably easier than getting you to clean your ears in the first place.
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At first glance, a keyboard brush with the word “brush” spelled out with Braille bristles may seem like a gimmick, but I would be willing to bet that those raised bumps do a good job of getting into hard-to-reach areas. Still, even if the brush isn’t a gimmick, it is sure as hell priced like one.
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What better way to honor the dead than to hollow out their skull for use as a toilet brush holder? “Oh Grandpa! We miss you so much! (Sob)…Hang on. I have a dingleberry to deal with then I’m going to need your help.”
Made of pre-painted cold cast resin.
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