Fortune Telling Ear Cleaners
If you thought cleaning your ears was a load of fun, these Fortune Telling Ear Cleaners will be twice the laughs. You will need to learn Japanese in order to read the fortunes on the swabs, but that is probably easier than getting you to clean your ears in the first place.
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A Keyboard Brush Fit For the Blind
At first glance, a keyboard brush with the word “brush” spelled out with Braille bristles may seem like a gimmick, but I would be willing to bet that those raised bumps do a good job of getting into hard-to-reach areas. Still, even if the brush isn’t a gimmick, it is sure as hell priced like [...]
The Toilet Brush of The Dammed
What better way to honor the dead than to hollow out their skull for use as a toilet brush holder? “Oh Grandpa! We miss you so much! (Sob)…Hang on. I have a dingleberry to deal with then I’m going to need your help.”
Made of pre-painted cold cast resin.
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