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The Kitchen Knife Mirror will scare the hell out of others while it allows you to make sure you are looking your best. Any time you want to give yourself a quick check, just pull this cleaver out and start gazing. You can be sure that those sitting around you will certainly have a look of concern on their face wondering what your plans are with the large knife. Particularly effective if your actions have been a little erratic in the past.
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You may be able to scare a number of trick or treaters away from ringing your doorbell if you drop this 7 foot Jason inflatable on your front porch. The kids already have visions of monsters in their heads, the last thing they are likely to want to face is a hockey masked man with a bloody cleaver in his hand. If you could only have it disappear when the kids who have a very cute and single mother with them come down the street. Saving money on candy is not worth missing that.
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