cleaver

kitchen-knife-mirror

The Kitchen Knife Mirror will scare the hell out of others while it allows you to make sure you are looking your best. Any time you want to give yourself a quick check, just pull this cleaver out and start gazing. You can be sure that those sitting around you will certainly have a look of concern on their face wondering what your plans are with the large knife. Particularly effective if your actions have been a little erratic in the past.

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You may be able to scare a number of trick or treaters away from ringing your doorbell if you drop this 7 foot Jason inflatable on your front porch. The kids already have visions of monsters in their heads, the last thing they are likely to want to face is a hockey masked man with a bloody cleaver in his hand. If you could only have it disappear when the kids who have a very cute and single mother with them come down the street. Saving money on candy is not worth missing that.

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