Phineas Phallus Clock: Step Aside Big Ben (Very NSFW)
According to the product page, Phineas Phallus is “a man of wealth and taste.” He also appears to have a very active libido—he thinks about sex every second of the day. Check out the video after the break to see what I mean.
We Are All Getting Older, But I Don’t Need to Hear it From My Alarm Clock
As I have gotten older, there have been a number of occasions where I was reminded of something in my past and said “so, was that like 2 years ago?”—only to be informed that it was more like 6 years ago. The truth of the matter is that we are all getting older, and each […]
Cow Tits Wall Clock: Or Should I Say “Teats?” Either Way It’s Weird
I think the image of the Cow Tits wall clock speaks for itself. Put it right next to the fridge for maximum impact.
Product Page ($13.99)
“Who Did It” Fart Clock: Daytime Tooting on the Hour
This “Who Did It?” wall clock farts every hour, on the hour as long as there is light. When the lights are off it will change modes for a flatulence-free evening. I’m a grown man and I still find this to be hilarious. Sad.
Product Page ($29.95)
Pole Dancer Alarm Clock
If you carry around a wad of bills just looking for a reason to visit the local strip club, then maybe the Pole Dancer Alarm Clock will make your mornings as enjoyable as your nights. You can get a little show every morning just as you are opening your eyes. This thing does not look […]
Toast Clock: Time for a Little Butter if You Ask Me
Our fascination with toast continues with this brand spankin’ new Toast clock. With any luck, a toast watch is not far off (mobile toast time).
Product Page ($21.99—available starting in April 2008.)
Ohms Law Clock
You know you miss the days of looking at formulas all day while you were in school. Relive those glory days with the Ohms Law Clock. It has all the formulas that relate power, current, voltage and resistance. Place it behind that kid you are tutoring and you will have all the answers at your […]
Time Flies Flying Clock: Non Functional and Annoying–Now That’s a Great Product!
The Time Flies Flying Clock is not functional as a timepiece, but it will fly about the room whilst suspended on a string as a fun little reminder that your life is slowly slipping away. The hands turn quickly and the wings flap up and down —which I am sure is not annoying in […]
Honda Dashboard Style Clock
Is that a dashboard on your bedside table? Looking like a speedometer, tachometer and maybe an oil gauge, you can add a little bit of an automotive flair. Be aware, though, that waking up and seeing a dashboard in front of you could scare the hell out of you every morning.
Product Page ($37.95)
Guinness Radial Pint Clock
Put away all your Busch Lite memorabilia and get yourself a manly beer clock. If you are talking about a real masculine beer, then Guinness has to be at the top that list.
Only thing I can’t figure out is whether at half past the hour it is half past your last Guinness, or half an […]
