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From Fashionably Geek: Actually, the Twosomeblanket worse than a Snuggie. Citing Icelandic traditions of sharing body warmth to survive harsh winters, this two person hooded blanket has a fancy, exotic background story (it’s also made from Icelandic wool) that makes it far more expensive than something you would find on an infomercial. Worry not though, it’s only a matter of time before there is a cheap Snuggie version of this.
Product Page ($350)
From Fashionably Geek: While probably just as illegal as brass knuckles, gloves with 8 ounces of steel sewn in are a little more inconspicuous. Match it with the SAP Cap to complete your ass-kicking ensemble.
Product Page ($25)
Just a quick reminder that today is the final day to enter and win a bacon belt and other ridiculous prizes from Archie McPhee. Head on over to Fashionably Geek for all the details.
Head on over to Fashionably Geek to find out how you can win this stylish bacon belt and other meat-flavored nonsense from our friends at Archie McPhee.
From Fashionably Geek: Let’s face it—Prince is getting older. He’s already 50 and he has a bum hip. Maintaining independence is crucial, but a guy like Prince can’t be caught riding a Rascal. So, according to this shirt he has chosen the lesser of two evils—a Segway. Although, I have to admit—picturing Prince on a Segway is like picturing grandma riding a chopper.
Product Page: ($23 pre-order for March 8 release)
From Fashionably Geek: On the front: a harmless stopwatch. On the back: dynamite. It gives you something to fantasize about during your next boring business meeting.
Product Page ($40—$44)
From Fashionably Geek: Let’s face it, beards don’t work for everyone. However, they can be quite useful for people living in cold weather climates. If you look like a tool with a beard or you are too baby-faced to grow one, grab yourself one of these Beardwear masks and know what it is like to feel like a rugged woodsman.
Product Page (39€, about $61)
From Fashionably Geek: Support the “Gerbils Against Richard Gere” Initiative by picking up one of these t-shirts. Small woodland creatures that fear dark, cramped spaces will thank you.
Product Page ($18)
From Fashionably Geek: The Chinese manufacturer behind these shorts claim that it can deliver multiple massage modes, automatic temperature control with “infrared heaters” and an automatic setting that will run for 20 minutes. In other words, these “massage pants” appear to be sauna pants that pleasure you while reducing fat.
Yeah, let that sink in for a second then wrap your mind around this: there is a 500 unit minimum order. So, if you think about it, there could be giant massage pants orgies going on somewhere out there.
Product Page (bulk orders only)
From Fashionably Geek: The 70’s are over my friend—nobody wants to see a bush that cracks at the belly button anymore. So grab a machete and sort things out down there. After your done, put on this “Shaved” belt buckle and wear it with pride.
Product Page ($16.99)
