Concealed Weapons Tie Will Sneak Past Security
From Fashionably Geek: On the front: a harmless stopwatch. On the back: dynamite. It gives you something to fantasize about during your next boring business meeting.
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Beardwear: Facial Hair For the New Millenium
From Fashionably Geek: Let’s face it, beards don’t work for everyone. However, they can be quite useful for people living in cold weather climates. If you look like a tool with a beard or you are too baby-faced to grow one, grab yourself one of these Beardwear masks and know what it is like to [...]
Just Say No To Richard Gere
From Fashionably Geek: Support the “Gerbils Against Richard Gere” Initiative by picking up one of these t-shirts. Small woodland creatures that fear dark, cramped spaces will thank you.
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Massage Pants Work Out The Kinks In Your Junk
From Fashionably Geek: The Chinese manufacturer behind these shorts claim that it can deliver multiple massage modes, automatic temperature control with “infrared heaters” and an automatic setting that will run for 20 minutes. In other words, these “massage pants” appear to be sauna pants that pleasure you while reducing fat.
Yeah, let that sink in for [...]
“Shaved” Belt Buckle: The Smoother the Better
From Fashionably Geek: The 70’s are over my friend—nobody wants to see a bush that cracks at the belly button anymore. So grab a machete and sort things out down there. After your done, put on this “Shaved” belt buckle and wear it with pride.
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Han Solo Gets a Han Job: Princess Leia is a Dirty Girl
From Fashionably Geek: Han Solo getting pleasured on a t-shirt. Now that’s funny. It’s even funnier when you consider that he is in an action pose. It is almost as if he turned to the Princess and said: “listen baby, I don’t know if we are going to make it out of this alive. [...]
Pocket Protector 2.0: The Future is Here, Today!
From Fashionably Geek: The world of technology is evolving faster and faster these days—don’t get left behind with an old fashioned pocket protector. You need a pocket protector that can reflect your on-the-go 21st century lifestyle. Thankfully, version 2.0 is here to lend you a hand with multiple storage compartments for “everything from pens [...]
Dreamcast Boxer Shorts ask “How’s it Hangin’?”
From Fashionably Geek: If the answer is “to the right,” then your beef rocket will be pointing right at a gaming system that was ahead of its time. A fitting tribute if you ask me.
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Puke Pets: Don’t Throw Out That Stained Shirt Just Yet
From FashionablyGeek: Remember that time you were on a diet but you snuck out of the house late at night to grab a burger? Remember how that burger turned into five burgers? Yeah…then you must remember how that mixture of tears an ketchup ruined one of your favorite shirts. Worry not my chubby friend [...]
Christmas Drinking Glove: Get Hammered Like a Pro This Holiday Season
Earlier this month we brought you the Beer Glove to ensure a sure grip on your brew. Now you can have the same peace of mind with a festive holiday flair thanks to the Christmas Drinking Glove. Hey, professional bowlers have a glove, and so should professional drinkers. Don’t go to your next holiday [...]
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