Tape Measure Themed Watch: Stylish and Functional
If your profession calls for short, quick measurements, this Tape Measure Watch may come in handy. The strap can be straightened into an accurate ruler and slapped around the wrist to wear as a band. Although, buy the looks of things, the accuracy may drop off a bit when you are confronted with something [...]
The Beer Glove: Your Drink Stays Cold and Your Hand Stays Warm
What kind of person does it take to invent a glove that helps you keep your hand warm, secure your beer, and keep it cold? A drunk with an entrepreneurial spirit? Possibly. One thing is for sure though, the parties responsible are beer lovers that realize people will buy anything —regardless of how [...]
If Elvis Knocked Over a Bank…
If Elvis was alive and down on his luck, chances are he would roll into the nearest bank sporting this Robber Elvis Half Hat. However, a morbidly obese dude lumbering into a bank wearing this and a sequined jumpsuit with matching pistol might be a little conspicuous.
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Calculator Belt Buckle For Country Nerds
Whether you’re adding up Nascar points or figuring out how many 12 packs of Pabst Blue Ribbon you can buy for a dollar, these Calculator Belt Buckles have you covered. You can even flip the buckle upside down for easy use. Combine with the Equations Shirt for even more of an edge going [...]
Equations Shirt Makes Cheating in Math Class a Snap
Sure, a shirt filled with mathematical formulas is nerdy, but nerds don’t need help with math — slackers and English majors do. So, don’t think of the Equations shirt as “nerdy,”think of it as a useful tool for overcoming your deficiencies and achieving success.
Keep in mind that there is a good chance your professor will [...]
Shoe Fund Money Boot: The Sassiest Bank Ever Made
You know how they say you should save for a rainy day? Fuck that. I say get yourself a nice pair of shoes. A pair of $100 Nascar pumps perhaps?
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Nascar Brand High Heels Baffle Me
I was out shopping with my girlfriend over the weekend when I came across these Nascar branded pumps. I’m not sure how long they have been out there or why they even exist, but the whole concept was funny as hell to me. To be honest, the whole shopping excursion was an education into the [...]
Electronic Massage Sandals: I’ll Bet These Don’t Work
Each pair of Electronic Massage Sandals features 6 pre-programed routines to help you relax from a hard day on your feet. They also make for quite a fashion statement if I do say so myself. We are not sure how much they cost, but it’s just as well. It seems like a good idea [...]
Talking Rat Cap: This Rodent Has a Taste For Brains
Just press the button on the Talking Rat Cap and the zombified rodent perched on top will say one of four phrases whilst bobbing up and down with flashing red eyes. Plus, he will ward off hypothermia on cold winter nights.
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Inconspicuous Spy Hat For The Discerning Consumer
Who would ever think that you up to something with a hat this absurd? And the microphone hanging off the side? Real subtle.
This ugly-ass spy hat is touted as the “he first and the only cap or hat in the world that you can lisen to music and record conversation.” It features an MP3 player [...]
