From That’s Nerdalicious!: Now all you need is a D-Pad to finally get your alcoholism under control. But there’s no hope if you like to take a swig of Playstation now and then.
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These spilled drink style coasters teach you a simple lesson about cleanliness— the filth you live in is ideal for all sorts of critters. You may not even notice a few small insects, but when you start attracting animals as large as crocodiles, ducks, frogs and turtles, it may be time to pick up a bit. Additional pictures after the break.
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Your video games probably keep you pretty busy, so these bring a little bit of the outdoors to your indoor activities with these grass coasters. And since this is artificial grass, no drought in the world is going to take their happy green color away from you. Just don’t mention to anny potential user that you throw them on the ground and use them to get the feel of grass between your toes.
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Modeled after Dexter’s blood trophy collection, these coasters are the perfect companion to a killer drink.
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Probably not ideal if you are on any type of a diet, these Chocolate Coasters will make your mouth water every time you reach for your drink. You can even put a hot beverage on here without any worry of the chocolate melting.
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You work or go to school all day and likely have to use math to get through it all. There is no reason that your drinking experience should be any different. Get yourself a set of these Placemath coasters and fight over who gets to be the multiplication and addition signs. No one wants to have to be stuck with the lousy minus and division symbols. Available in charcoal, red, blue and green.
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Winter will be so much nicer if you have some reminders of the nicer weather. You will be thinking of warm days on the beach as you pull a life ring out of your little row boat. And while life rings are usually thrown to someone who has fallen overboard, these coasters are meant to be thrown at those slackers who put their drinks directly on your table.
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