cockroach

solar-cockroach

The cockroach is renowned for its ability to survive damn near anything. Adding a solar energy source that will never run out of power as long as the sun is shining is just asking for trouble. Forget Skynet and terminators, this type of technology will have little mechanical cockroaches running the planet in no time.

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bathtub-ashtray

The idea of using a bathtub as an ashtray is not new news to the average smoker. But the addition of a cockroach who looks like he is about to get swatted makes it fun. Not exactly sure what this neo-Army hack is swatting it with, but he is obviously very serious about it.

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Cockroach Magnet SetUnless you’re a pothead or the owner of an extermination company, you never want to hear the words “roach” and “house” in the same sentence. However, if you want, you can now harness the butt-ugliness of a cockroach to destroy your appetite and display your child’s latest finger paint masterpiece with this set of four refrigerator magnets.

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inflatable-cockroach

Rather than picking dead cockroaches out of your pool, throw one in with this Giant Inflatable Cockroach Pool Float. Since it seems you can never eradicate the damn things, join the crowd and use them to your advantage. Float comes complete with hairy legs and antennae for additional handholds.

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