I would have expected a full-on TARDIS replica coffin, but I’m sure this particular Doctor Who design will get you where you are going just fine.
This is just one of the latest designs from CreativeCoffins, a company that specializes in themed, environmentally friendly containers for the relentlessly nerdy.
If cremation is what you prefer, you might want to check out other options like this Star Trek urn.
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Inspired by the cardboard boxes dubbed “coffins” that were used to ship Xbox 360 consoles suffering from the red ring of death back to Microsoft, designer Alexis Vanamois decided to make the real thing. Apparently, the prototype is made of tin, so it should be pretty cheap to actually produce. A good thing, since you would probably have had to endure three or four funerals by now.
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I wonder what Verizon would charge to place calls from beyond the grave?
Believe it or not, a gold coffin equipped with an equally golden cellphone display went up for sale at the Verona Luxury Fair in Italy this past weekend. For the equivalent of $381,000, you and a loved one can have some really, really creepy sexting sessions.
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The beauty of this mouse trap is that after you catch a mouse, there is no reason to pick them up. Let them stay right there in their own private coffin. If they are stupid enough to go trespassing on a coffin, whether there is cheese on it or not, then they deserve what they get.
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These personalized his/hers coffin vinyl wall decals can hang above your bed as a reminder in case you ever forget the way of all flesh. Of course, you’ll either be immersed in the goth lifestyle and happy to display them, or you’ll receive them as a wedding or housewarming revenge gift from someone who’s single and bitter, and from that day forward you’ll be bound by your sense of obligation to display them whenever that person comes to visit… Which would suck. If that happens you can always hope they’ll come out with a huge personalized middle finger vinyl that you could gift to that person later on, with the assurance that it has no hidden meaning.
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As if resting your ass on a couch shaped like a casket is strange enough, you can get these in a variety of designs to help heighten the weirdness, from the “Medical Examiner” to the “Pink Panther”. Plus for those who find the idea of sitting on a cow coffin couch too “sane”, they also do custom work. Additional designs are pictured after the break.
This set contains everything you need to have a good time with alcohol: 4 shot glasses, game pieces and rules for four drinking games. It’s also attractively packaged in a case that will look all too familiar in your very near future if you keep drinking like that.
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If you can’t get people’s attention with a custom motorcycle, mayb eyou will have better luck when you are pulling this Coffin Trailer. While it may seem a little odd, it would seem to have plenty of space for transporting whatever you need. Hopefully nothing like what you would normally find in a coffin.
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