These personalized his/hers coffin vinyl wall decals can hang above your bed as a reminder in case you ever forget the way of all flesh. Of course, you’ll either be immersed in the goth lifestyle and happy to display them, or you’ll receive them as a wedding or housewarming revenge gift from someone who’s single and bitter, and from that day forward you’ll be bound by your sense of obligation to display them whenever that person comes to visit… Which would suck. If that happens you can always hope they’ll come out with a huge personalized middle finger vinyl that you could gift to that person later on, with the assurance that it has no hidden meaning.
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As if resting your ass on a couch shaped like a casket is strange enough, you can get these in a variety of designs to help heighten the weirdness, from the “Medical Examiner” to the “Pink Panther”. Plus for those who find the idea of sitting on a cow coffin couch too “sane”, they also do custom work. Additional designs are pictured after the break.
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This set contains everything you need to have a good time with alcohol: 4 shot glasses, game pieces and rules for four drinking games. It’s also attractively packaged in a case that will look all too familiar in your very near future if you keep drinking like that.
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If you can’t get people’s attention with a custom motorcycle, mayb eyou will have better luck when you are pulling this Coffin Trailer. While it may seem a little odd, it would seem to have plenty of space for transporting whatever you need. Hopefully nothing like what you would normally find in a coffin.
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