The Big Bang Sword Cane isn’t your normal geezer cane. This 33.5″ example features a magnetic compass and a stainless steel sword sheathed inside the cane itself, which is advertised as a “a bludgeon or club”. Plus your new walking, ass kicking aid is capped off with a decorative hand grenade which will tell the world that you have no problem using it to inflict pain.
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Set your coffeepot north of this table and you will never forget where it is again.
Yeah, setting a table with hundreds of compasses isn’t the most useful thing in the world, but attach a strong magnet to the bottom of your cup and you will have yourself one seriously fun piece of furniture. See it in action after the break.
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Can’t afford a GPS system for your car? No worries. This window-mount frog compass is cuter than any GPS system I have ever seen—and it will only set you back around $2.50.
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