
Instead of struggling with the messiness of eraser residue, computers provide those two magical buttons “backspace” and “delete” for a clean appearance and no paper to file. Couple that with the blogger’s best friend: strikethrough, and old-fashioned methods lose all their luster. Really, all you get here is heartbreak; first when the little down arrow key breaks off after using it as an eraser handle one to many times, then when they eventually wear away to nothing… But hey, they still look cool!
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A teapot that looks like a computer can bring some sanity back into your life. As much as you depend on your real computer, the damn thing is unreliable at best. The Computea Teapot will never fail you and will not get a virus. And something about putting anything resembling a computer onto a hot burner is just therapeutic in itself.
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Your computer keeps it’s cool by using a series of fans to keep air moving. This fan turns that around so that a computer is now going to cool you. You may as well have at least one computer on your desk that is doing some productive work.
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