Condom Gun: A Loaded Gun For Your Loaded Weapon
It may just be a conceptual product at this point, but I can’t imagine that there is any self respecting male that wouldn’t feel just a little cooler when he pulls this gun out. The first reason is that it may be the last time you need a condom for a while, the second is [...]
Adult Mistletoe: For When It Doesn’t Stop At a Kiss
It may be just a little early to think about Christmas, but it is always time to think about ways to get the women to give you a kiss. I consider this product one of wishful thinking. It may be nice if that kiss you get under the mistletoe is not where the action ends, [...]
Bush Condoms
The description on the packaging says it best - “For Schmucks that Won’t Pull Out”. You know, it is all fun and games while you are involved in the situation, but you have to know what to do when the time is right. Take this advice to heart.
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Halloween Condom Pops
This isn’t your average lollipop, but it is a great item for that Halloween party. Unwrapping this pop will not give you edible candy, but a black condom. Because if there is a treat you have at your house that you would be willing to share, this would certainly be it.
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Matchbook Condom
When I think of a company trying to create a responsible image for themselves, I don’t think of matchbooks with condoms inside. Silly me. As shown in the picture, it is apparently an excellent way for an insurance company to advertise. To whom, I am not sure.
Maybe Seagate will get in on this action, since [...]
The Peter Meter: The Rubber That’s a Ruler
So, where do you guys stack up? Are you hung like a tic tac or a farm animal? Find out with these Peter Meter Condoms.
Keep in mind that these condoms are for novelty purposes only - which is just as well. Your woman probably already suspects that your only packing 4 inches, it’s probably best [...]
Gas Mask Condom
If you have a tendency to choose your next conquest late at night and with a highly elevated blood alcohol content, this gas mask condom would be probably be appreciated by certain parts of your anatomy.
It is at those times that you must be reminded that this is a NOVELTY gift, and using this could [...]
