When I think of a company trying to create a responsible image for themselves, I don’t think of matchbooks with condoms inside. Silly me. As shown in the picture, it is apparently an excellent way for an insurance company to advertise. To whom, I am not sure.
Maybe Seagate will get in on this action, since their CEO is already aware that the only reason people need HDD space is for porn.
So, where do you guys stack up? Are you hung like a tic tac or a farm animal? Find out with these Peter Meter Condoms.
Keep in mind that these condoms are for novelty purposes only – which is just as well. Your woman probably already suspects that your only packing 4 inches, it’s probably best that you don’t put one of these on and remove all doubt.
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If you have a tendency to choose your next conquest late at night and with a highly elevated blood alcohol content, this gas mask condom would be probably be appreciated by certain parts of your anatomy.
It is at those times that you must be reminded that this is a NOVELTY gift, and using this could lead to a sudden increase in the number of offspring you have around the country.
Product Page (£3.00, about $6)
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