Electronic Yodeling Pickle:The Product of the Century
Forget the internet, the iPod, and HD television —a pickle that yodels at the push of a button is surely the product of the century. I don’t know about you, but I wouldn’t want to live in a world where pickles refuse to yodel. Where would we be without it?
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Is…Is That Jesus?
Sorry folks, I know it was special the day you saw Jesus chest bumping Elvis in your morning waffles, but this inanimate object features the face of a wizard. The Wood Wizard pictured here is actually made from lightweight resin crafted to appear like wood. And the whole thing doesn’t make a damn bit [...]
Gear Shift Shoe Horn
What’s the point of a Gear Shift Shoe Horn you ask? I don’t have the slightest idea. Maybe it’s for the serious car fan that likes to feel as though they are tearing ass down the road even while they are cramming their fat feet into a pair of dress shoes.
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Erotic Letter Opener
I think I need a letter opener. In particular, I need this letter opener. There aren’t too many erotic letter openers around.
I understand the concept up to the point that the letter opener is a leg. Where does that come from? They just couldn’t think of anything else to put there? Is she an amputee [...]
