conquest stickers

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While tracking down content for Nerd Approved I often conjure up products in my mind only to discover that they either don’t exist or are extremely hard to find. From here on out, mock-ups of these products will be collected in a new feature dubbed “Products That Should Exist But Don’t.” For the first installment I give you “Conquest Stickers.”

Much like a fighter pilot recording kills on the side of his plane, Conquest Stickers are designed to keep track of your romances without having to resort to unsightly notches in your bedpost. I’m not sure if this product exists—but it should. Although, nobody is going to hand you an award for being a slut. Or will they (NSFW link)?