
It’s hard to tell from the image, but this cookie cutter set includes car and motorcycle templates that fit snugly into the straight and curved track cutters. The more you bake, the bigger and badder your cookie racing circuit can be.
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When you look at a food like haggis, you know exactly what you’re getting into, and normally it’s a dance party at Club Gag. However, that’s not the case with this cookies n’ milk soap, which looks delicious but is actually made from shea butter. So you’ve been warned….this soap is bad for eating, but great for scenting up the pits and taint.
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No idea what to do while your computer is spending an inordinate amount of time on the last task you started? Sit back and munch on some Computer Cookies. There is really not much else you can do in the meantime, you may as well munch on computers and computer accessories. Could also be considered a stress reliever.
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