This Homer Knows What Wine Is
Homer would be honored to help you open that bottle of wine whether it is an expensive vintage or the cheapest thing you could find with a cork. Plus, by raising Homer’s hands over his head you will be helping him get as much as exercise as he ever will. The preferred corkscrew for the [...]
Bill Clinton Corkscrew
Bill Clinton has a lot of talents. As Monica Lewinsky would surely tell you, Bill has a something useful for you between his legs. The metal corkscrew he is sporting there is probably not too far off of the brass balls that man must have. And he needs to with as much ball busting as [...]
Corkscrew Walking Stick
How many times have you been taking a stroll with your walking stick, only to find an immediate need for a corkscrew? Sucks to be in the wilderness with no way to open that bottle of wine you lugged around all day. It may come in handy if dangerous wildlife appears as well.
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