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If you really want a kick ass costume this Halloween, you have just enough time to build yourself a full-size power loader from Aliens.

It will take two weeks to build (and probably another two weeks to actually walk around the block while trick-or-treating), but as you will see after the break, the results will be totally worth it.

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Some dude got dressed up as Master Chief to promote the release of Halo:Reach in London. That’s nothing new, but this particular Halo cosplayer had something most fans don’t—a jetpack.

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Chest Rug

There is nothing sexier than a guy with 10lbs of chest pubes right? Even if your chest is smooth and pasty, you will look mighty honcho thanks to this Uber Macho Chest Rug. It’s also great for covering up embarrassing man tits.

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A wiener dog in a hot dog costume. It wouldn’t have the same effect on a poodle, so I would suggest keeping it to the miniature dogs. The larger dogs would have a better chance of getting revenge on you for making him wear it anyway.

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A chicken costume is funny, a Chicken with its Head Cut Off is hilarious. It may be tough walking with those feet and your hands aren’t real useful in those wings, but a little discomfort is a small price to pay to look this awesome.

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