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After decades of invasions, karma has caught up with these little aliens in the form of a couch concept from designer Igor Chak. Unfortunately, he has no cannons to fend off the invasion of fat asses.
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BYU student Nicholas Homer had a dream. A dream to ride around campus on a motorized couch to pick up ladies and Wendy’s burgers. He realized that dream, but BYU ripped it away from him. But that doesn’t change the fact that he has inspired slackers everywhere by building a couch you can drive. He built it, and it was good.
So today we salute you, Mr. Motorized Couch College Guy. Because sometimes it takes a lot of work to be this lazy.

At first it might seem like one of those crazy one-off concepts, but the “built to resist” backpack couch from Eastpak and design stuidio Quinze & Milan might actually be a brilliant storage solution for small apartments.

Want to travel the world but you are too lazy to get up? For $16,000 you can have the best of both worlds. The “sofa boat” is the optimum lazyness adventure vehicle.
However, it does have a few special features like a folding sun canopy, joystick steering and an engine that is completely powered by electricity. A “B2B” version will also include amenities like laptop docking points and an onboard mini fridge.
Thanks to Bram Stoker, Béla Lugosi and Robert Pattinson, vampires are as much a part of pop culture as reality TV, Facebook and wasting time. That’s why we’re offering 10 products that can help you navigate through the barrage of choices and make the most of your vampire experience. Whether you’re looking to gross someone out, role play like you’re having sex in a morgue, or if you simply want to snuggle up with a Robert Pattinson plush that has the neck of a Diplodocus, we’ve got you covered.

Going to see a shrink can seem like a cliche with the usual responses such as “Tell me more” and “How does that make you feel?”. You can get the same service at home without the hefty price tag with this little Talking Shrink. No appointment needed and no chance of an awkward encounter at a social function with someone who knows your inner demons.
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As if resting your ass on a couch shaped like a casket is strange enough, you can get these in a variety of designs to help heighten the weirdness, from the “Medical Examiner” to the “Pink Panther”. Plus for those who find the idea of sitting on a cow coffin couch too “sane”, they also do custom work. Additional designs are pictured after the break.






Family Guy Talking TV Pals
by Jeff Chenkus on May 15, 2009
in Toys
Hang out watching TV and whenever you feel a comment is required you hit a button on the remote and these Family Guy characters will provide one. Sort of like a home version of MST 3000. You should get some humorous insight from either the paranoid ramblings of Stewie or the intelligent but sometimes drug addled Brian. Perfect for those that are stuck watching TV alone but need to comment on the silliness.
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