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talking-shrink

Going to see a shrink can seem like a cliche with the usual responses such as “Tell me more” and “How does that make you feel?”. You can get the same service at home without the hefty price tag with this little Talking Shrink. No appointment needed and no chance of an awkward encounter at a social function with someone who knows your inner demons.

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White Knight CowAs if resting your ass on a couch shaped like a casket is strange enough, you can get these in a variety of designs to help heighten the weirdness,  from the “Medical Examiner” to the “Pink Panther”. Plus for those who find the idea of sitting on a cow coffin couch too “sane”, they also do custom work. Additional designs are pictured after the break.

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family-guy-sofa-pals

Hang out watching TV and whenever you feel a comment is required you hit a button on the remote and these Family Guy characters will provide one. Sort of like a home version of MST 3000. You should get some humorous insight from either the paranoid ramblings of Stewie or the intelligent but sometimes drug addled Brian. Perfect for those that are stuck watching TV alone but need to comment on the silliness.

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stainless-steel-couch

Either someone had an instant interior decorating epiphany when a well shaped drop of solder formed on a circuit board, or the liquid metal cop from Terminator 2 is trying to infiltrate your house in the form of this stainless steel couch. Either way you’ll have an ultra modern piece of home decor that makes a “vivid statement”, looks uncomfortable as hell, and resists rust.

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Should your house ever flood, this boat couch could prove to be a real lifesaver. The cushion is even covered with sail fabric, so you could MacGyver a makeshift mast and sail out of harm’s way. Throw in the lifeboat coffee table and you have enough to transport the whole family and then some. Too bad about the price though.

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