There is nothing fun about public toilets, but the embarrassment of every sound you make in there being heard by all the others currently using the same restroom is an uncomfortable situation at best. The Eco-Otome Toilet Sound Blocker saves you that discomfort by giving you up to 25 seconds of toilet flushing sounds to cover any noise you may be emitting. It isn’t the only product on the market with this functionality, but it’s a little more practical and discreet than one shaped like a rose that seems to applaud your bowel movements.
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It may be the middle of winter already, but if you haven’t thought about a grill cover yet then maybe this one will do the trick for you. It is meant for small grills and the mustard theme will have your mouth watering just waiting for grilling to begin again. That could be tonight, it could be in spring. It just depends on how motivated you are.
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Gently remove the fuse from this bomb to try to deactivate it (unfortunately, removing the fuse simply pulls up more fuse). Your burnt out uncle or drunk friend may not figure out how the damn thing works, the rest of us will gladly take the tissue and blow our nose. Nothing like a tissue cover to screw with people.
The wording on the bomb leaves no doubt about just how powerful this thing is, so be careful.
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