Cow Lamp: For The Sentimental Farmer

Bring home the excitement and romance of the cow pasture with this Richard Mulligan original. The branches are real and can even be customized with a heart carved into it with the initials of the owners. That, and the hand pierced leaves on the lamp shade, the cow and the bail of hay offers you [...]

The Flying Cow

Ceiling fans are so passe, if you want to get some air moving around the room maybe you should pick yourself up a Flying Cow. Suspend him from the ceiling, turn him on and the flapping wings will send him around in circles. An hours amusement for most, endless amusement for kids and stoners.
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Evil Moo Cow Shower Cap

Do you really need any reason to wear this other than just for the pure thrill of it? The thought of getting to wear this in the shower would be enough to get me out of bed in the morning. And I know that I would have a line of potential shower mates just dying [...]

Cow Tape Measure

Whether you choose the Cow Tape Measure or the Pinocchio Tape Measure, they are sure to result in a swift ass kicking on the construction site.
Product Page: Cow / Pinocchio ( $6.95 )

The Cowch

The Cowch is a “life size soft sculpture floor pillow” as described on it’s web site. The manufacturer/seller is a woman who has a sanctuary for cows and is using these sales to help her further that endeavor. That is almost like social responsibility, which of course I know nothing about. The story of how [...]