Yeah, the cow on a keychain is cool enough on its own. But you can grab the head off this one and it then functions as a PDA pointer. Not sure if pulling the cow’s head off or pulling a pointer out of it is odder, but all of that makes it that much more fun.
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You won’t like Bikini Cow when she’s angry! She makes for one hell of a wrist support though.
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This cow-shaped reading lamp is cute, but it also teaches kids important lessons about money. Since it doubles as a bank, it teaches fiscal responsibility. And because the bulb inside will break if too many coins are inserted, it teaches kids that saving can only go so far. Nobody likes a tightwad.
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What is THIS all about? A container for gadgets…shaped like a measuring cup calf that’s crying. He even has four horns in one of the images above—which could explain what’s going on here. This calf was made into veal, but he lived a sinful existence so he was sent to cow Hell. Apparently, taking on this horrible form was his punishment.
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When you’re a farmer who has seen more than their fair share of barns, and spends day after day knee deep in pig, cow and chicken shit, the worst thing for your appetite and morale at 4am is to have a plate of waffles put in front of you shaped like the animals who produce that shit, especially when you’re going to be walking through it for the next 12-16 hours.
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Bring home the excitement and romance of the cow pasture with this Richard Mulligan original. The branches are real and can even be customized with a heart carved into it with the initials of the owners. That, and the hand pierced leaves on the lamp shade, the cow and the bail of hay offers you the complete look. If you want to go for some additional realism, add the charming sound of buzzing flies and the unforgettable scent of cow shit, and you just may fool yourself into thinking you’re on the farm.
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Ceiling fans are so passe, if you want to get some air moving around the room maybe you should pick yourself up a Flying Cow. Suspend him from the ceiling, turn him on and the flapping wings will send him around in circles. An hours amusement for most, endless amusement for kids and stoners.
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Do you really need any reason to wear this other than just for the pure thrill of it? The thought of getting to wear this in the shower would be enough to get me out of bed in the morning. And I know that I would have a line of potential shower mates just dying to join me and my cap.
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The Cowch is a “life size soft sculpture floor pillow” as described on it’s web site. The manufacturer/seller is a woman who has a sanctuary for cows and is using these sales to help her further that endeavor. That is almost like social responsibility, which of course I know nothing about. The story of how the Cowch came to be is heartwarming, if not a bit on the loony side. Read it and make up your own mind.
In any case, you can order yourself a 3 foot newborn, a 5 foot yearling or 8 foot adult. There are a number of cows to choose from that are apparently modeled on ones she has in her own sanctuary. I know an 8 foot cow on the floor is just what my cramped living room needs.
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