And You Thought Ventriloquists Were Creepy Before
Zombie Zack is described as “the cutest little zombie baby you have ever seen,” and with a face like that, who could argue? Zack’s head and mouth are fully controllable via an opening in the back of his neck, so you have everything you need to start the creepiest ventriloquist act in town.
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Bon Appetit!
Those of use with discerning palettes won’t settle for anything but the highest quality meats - and what could be more high quality than a pound of grade A facial skin? This life-size bloody “peeled-off face” comes packaged in a styrofoam meat container for that added touch of authenticity.
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Motion Activated Disembodied Eyeball: Wholesome Fun
This Giant Animated Eyeball moans, swings, and lights up whenever someone passes by. Hang it over a baby’s crib doorway for a wholesome laugh.
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Lumbar Vertebra Mug: Coffee Bone Marrow Deliciousness
Yes, the structure of a Lumbar Vertebra does sort of lend itself to coffee cup design. But you have to wonder what kind of freak thought it would be a good idea.
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Talking Rat Cap: This Rodent Has a Taste For Brains
Just press the button on the Talking Rat Cap and the zombified rodent perched on top will say one of four phrases whilst bobbing up and down with flashing red eyes. Plus, he will ward off hypothermia on cold winter nights.
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Fishbone Ice Tray
I have seen a number of novelty ice trays out there for making oddly shaped ice cubes. But there is just something even odder about having Fishbone ice cubes floating in your drink. While the other shapes are mostly amusing, this one has a much more creepy feel to it, as if your drink is [...]
Talking Crawling Zombie
When activated by clapping your hands ( or touching his ), this Talking Crawling Zombie will crawl along the ground, his LED red light eyes will glow, and he will say a phrases like: “hey slow down would ya, I can only crawl so fast” or “I can’t feel my legs” and more.
It may just [...]
Binoculars in Plush Stuffed Toys
People will think you are pretty creepy if you are staring at all the hot young girls with your binoculars. If you are using these Binoculars in Plush Stuffed Toys, they can think you are creepy for sticking your head in the back of a stuffed toy. Pick your creepiness.
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Products From The LA County Coroner
If you know someone with a dark sense of humor, these products from the LA County Coroner’s Gift Shop ( yes, they actually have a gift shop ) will make for the perfect gift.
Some of my favorites include the Coroner Car Shade ($12 ), Body Cutting Mat ($6.50 ), and the BBQ Apron ( $15 [...]
Creepy Breathing Newborn Doll
Apparently this doll is the first “So Truly Real” collectible vinyl doll that “breathes” - which I thought was really freakin’ creepy. Then I read the product description:
“Just wait until you cradle her in your arms! Created by master doll artist Andrea Arcello, tiny Baby “Ashley’s” gentle breathing - so peaceful to watch, so wondrous [...]
