Sweet baby Jeebus, someone spray some holy water on this thing. Sh*t. It may be only 1.3 megapixels, but my guess is that this unholy webcam is using every last one of them to peer into your soul.
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My guess is that these ceramic heads on pillows are intended as some mystical way to achieve pleasant dreams, but their creepiness suggests that placing them in your bedroom would most likely result in nightmares.
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Rather than live a life of shame as a lowly garden gnome, this proud little elf was forced to commit “hara-kiri,” or ritualistic suicide. And he did it with a smile on his face.
Sad.
Creepy.
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Like “The Birds” Barbie doll before it, this Exorcist Regan Spider Walk action figure celebrates a classic scene from one of the most influential horror movies of all time. Relive it again and again on your desktop, mantle, etc. Now that’s what I call well-adjusted!
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When two tea lights in the center of the Mathmos candle are lit, the heat energy produced by the flame rises to the top and spins small, angled blades. The blades are connected to a series of skeletal horsemen cutouts that move without being touched—creeping out all who gaze upon it.
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This two-headed freak baby is hideous but you can’t look away! Good luck getting to sleep tonight.
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When the cat soap is removed from the included plastic bag, it will start to grow “fur” over the course of several days —fur that can reach lengths of up to 10mm. The unscented soap can actually be used to clean up, but that would destroy the hair you have waited so patiently to materialize (and we can’t have that). If you do decide to use it, a small plastic mouse hidden inside the soap will be your reward.
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Even I have to pat myself on the back when I find a gem like this. The Crapper is everything Nerd Approved is about —novelty, electronics, humor, and poop. Using the included controller, you can command the skeleton to motion both arms and blurt out a message of your choice through his chattering jaws. Plus, the toilet is made of real ceramic filled with realistic looking shit for that special added touch.
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Some people have pictures of their families or a perpetual motion toy on their office desk —but not you. Oh no… a freak like you gets off on something far more weird and macabre. Take this Skeleton’s Seesaw for example. Perfect for Halloween, creepy for any other time of the year.
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If you are familiar with the Doctor Shiver’s Carnival of Terror series of books, you may have come across the Magnificent Maggot before. But you may not have known that he has always longed for a career in showbiz. This little maggot will wriggle along the floor, light up, and sing “Born to Be Alive” on a continuous loop whenever someone walks by. Unfortunately, his passion for life will most likely be dashed when his singing forces you to hurl him against a wall.
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