Desktop Madness Paper Weight

If that rock is heavy enough to crush this guy to within an inch of his life, then it is plenty heavy enough to hold a couple of papers on your desk. The guy is probably not happy about it, but that rock seems to be enjoying himself.
Problem Page ($10.85 AU, about $7)

Lusha the Crusher

She’s big, she’s horny and she will rock your world. Just clap your hands and watch the bed vibrate and wobble as Lusha goes to town on this poor guy. You can see that this guy has enough strain on him to wrinkle all his skin up. But honestly, he doesn’t look like he is [...]