Apparently someone thought that funerals needed to have a lighter mood and decided to mock death by offering these creative coffins with images intended to reflect the personality or pastimes of the deceased. So now you can send your loved ones off into the next world boxed up in a Smirnoff bottle, a crate of peas, or a box of “Goneaway” golf balls to name a few. But my guess is that those who were left out of Grandpa’s will or had a bone to pick would consider shipping his remains off in a pink box of chocolates in an act of last minute revenge. More designs are pictured after the break:
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A clever but simple design, these arcade joystick coat hooks can be ordered and customized with different colors, 1 or 2 player buttons and the like. You could probably build one yourself…but that requires effort. Think about it. An additional image is available after the break.
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“MyFace Condoms” are FDA approved, lubricated condoms which are customizable to include your name, picture, special message or anything else you choose. But apparently the custom images only appear on the condom wrapper. It would be funnier if the images were printed directly on the condom so you could experience two adventures at once. Imagine sporting a fedora and bullwhip, climbing onboard the sub and sending yourself spelunking into the abyss to find the legendary g-spot. With a wrapper all you get to be is a barrier to your own pleasure.
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If you thought the Space Shuttle Bunk Bed was cool, get a load of these custom made Pirate Ship Themed Beds. Features included a play “aft” deck with working helm, forward deck with sail, walking plank, four cannons, wooden anchor, working brass portholes, wake up brass bell (optional), captain’s quarters in twin or double full, and first mate’s quarters (optional). Hell, I’m a grown man and I would sleep in one of these. Gallery after the break.
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