There’s finally some common ground for horror movie aficionados and D&D fans. What’s going to bring them together?… Hand soap. These 3.5” x 2” x 1” “Dragon’s Blood” scented soaps glow in the dark and are customizable, just in case you don’t want to wash your hands with a still of Eric Northman.
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“MyFace Condoms” are FDA approved, lubricated condoms which are customizable to include your name, picture, special message or anything else you choose. But apparently the custom images only appear on the condom wrapper. It would be funnier if the images were printed directly on the condom so you could experience two adventures at once. Imagine sporting a fedora and bullwhip, climbing onboard the sub and sending yourself spelunking into the abyss to find the legendary g-spot. With a wrapper all you get to be is a barrier to your own pleasure.
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