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If you want to look as manly as you feel when your are grilling up some meat, the BBQ Sword is the cooking implement of choice. And not only do you get the very cool sword/fork, there is also a cut out mask on the packaging. You won’t cook indoors again if you get this pair of items and you will likely hurt someone screwing around with the sword. It all sounds good to me.

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Cute little animals are included in this play set – a koala, a penguin and a baby seal. And all of them are in danger of being speared by the narwhal. Not only do you get your choice of which cute animal to have speared, there are four different magic tusks for him to use in his carnage.

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Joke Water Squirter

by Jeff Chenkus on January 4, 2008

in Toys

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You want to see someone move fast? Give them a squirt from a bleach bottle. You will see them move faster than ever before, if you don’t give them a heart attack first. I am not sure my relatives would find a dousing of Tidy Bleach, Windax or Clorax Toilet Bowl Cleaner very amusing, slightly modified spelling or not.

So if you have a mean streak or are just a bit of a sadist, then get in on the fun.

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