Santa Vader Knows Who Has Been Naughty and Nice
After dispatching the real Claus, Santa Vader rules Christmas gift giving with an iron fist. My guess is that Luke will be getting something very nasty in his stocking this year.
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The Sith Lord Makes Evil Toast
Nothing starts off your morning better than slipping a piece of bread into an evil looking, black toaster. Each piece of toast that finishes will add one more Darth Vader Helmet to the world. Stare it down and then eat it as a part of your nutritious breakfast. Defeating the Dark Lord before you even [...]
One of the Benefits of Converting to the Dark Side
From Fashionably Geek: Observe—the real power of the force.
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Darth Vader Talking Computer Sitter Bobble Head Watches You Do Horrible Things
Poor Vader—condemned to kneel atop your computer and watch as you touch yourself to internet porn day in and day out. But that is not even the ultimate indignity—he will say “What is thy bidding, my master?” when you reach out a sticky hand and tap his bobbling head. To bad he can’t fetch you [...]
