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This kit features 45 snap-together parts that you can use to build a working Darth Vader robotic arm. Once assembled, users can extend and turn the arm as well as open and close the fingers to grasp objects. An additional image is available after the break.
Ever wonder why so many details of Yoda’s life have been shrouded in secrecy? You guessed it…shame. Apparently it only takes 2 gigs of free space to be history’s greatest Jedi Master. But now that the cat’s outta the bag, everyone from Vader to Boba Fett is jumping on the enlightenment bandwagon, as seen in the additional photos after the break.
This Darth Vader Plush is supposed to look soft and cuddly. I will give it the soft part, but it looks a bit more like a giant insect than a cuddly version of Vader. Still, it is a much less threatening version than an actual Vader look-alike and also features familiar dark side phrases when pressed. Ideal for anyone who loves the movies but who is scared to death of the actual antagonists.
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It may seem counter-intuitive that one of the most destructive forces of all times is now supposed to help you keep your desk tidy. I think it shows that Darth Vader is not quite the one dimensional person we all thought he was. Everyone around you will know when you remove something from his helmet as he lets out his unmistakable breathing sound.
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After dispatching the real Claus, Santa Vader rules Christmas gift giving with an iron fist. My guess is that Luke will be getting something very nasty in his stocking this year.
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Nothing starts off your morning better than slipping a piece of bread into an evil looking, black toaster. Each piece of toast that finishes will add one more Darth Vader Helmet to the world. Stare it down and then eat it as a part of your nutritious breakfast. Defeating the Dark Lord before you even leave the house every morning makes the rest of your day seem simple by comparison.
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Poor Vader—condemned to kneel atop your computer and watch as you touch yourself to internet porn day in and day out. But that is not even the ultimate indignity—he will say “What is thy bidding, my master?” when you reach out a sticky hand and tap his bobbling head. To bad he can’t fetch you more Kleenex.
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