I like to pretend that the Mos Eisley Cantina had a dart board. Muftak, Ponda Baba, and Momaw Nadon probably played and wagered on more than a round or two. The cantina never would have had a dart board this classy though. Gentle Giant has made this Star Wars dart board featuring Leia in her slave outfit (shocking) available for pre-order. You know you need one.
See two more views of this galactic bar game after the break.
If you missed out on the Steampunk “Big Daddy” NERF gun we featured last week, you’ll be happy to know that the seller is now offering a new weapon called “Big Bertha” which began life as a Ruff Stuff Air Blaster Tommy 20.
The look was provided using an old chair, and the firing mechanism under the riveted exterior can fire up to 20 suction-cup darts in under 40 seconds. There’s only one available, so if you have an extra $380 lying around you may want to head ofver to Etsy before its gone.
Hit the jump to check out some additional photos.
Nothing like flinging poo as a form of family entertainment. With velcro covered “poo” balls and a board shaped like a toilet seat, Doo Doo Darts will keep you entertained for hours trying to best your friends in a battle of excrement tossing.
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Let a hot blonde make a comment after every dart you throw that actually hits the mark. She certainly gives you a big enough target. Maybe this will finally be the motivation you need to throw them half way decently. Nothing else has seemed to work.
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Tis the season to be jolly? No way. Tis the season to stick your office mates in the ass with a foam dart. You know that if you wan to really find out who is jolly around the holidays then all you need to do is annoy someone and then ask their real opinion. office mates may be forgiving, but maybe not so much with a bruise on their ass.
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