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Who doesn’t need a Death Star with an exploding Alderaan in her house? This fabulous focal piece was made by artist Michael Riley. The top features the second Death Star in all its glory (yes, everyone is aware Alderaan wasn’t around for the second battle station), and the laser blowing up the planet appears to be lit with LEDs. The bits of the Alderaan also light up. Because it’s awesome like that.

The coffee table was commissioned by a Star Wars collector, but it fell through. If you’re interested in owning this beauty, email michaelrileydesign [at] gmail.com.

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Everyone agreed it was impossible, yet a farmboy from Tatooine took the shot and saved the day. It’s hard to believe, and maybe we shouldn’t. This parody video titled Luke’s Change is done in the style of the 9/11 conspiracty video Loose Change and will give conspiracy theorists plenty to rant about until Episode VII hits theaters.

See the video after the break…

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Once the Death Star kickstarter launched it was only a matter of time before the Rebels plotted something similar. It comes in the form of a kickstarter to build one X-Wing and train one pilot so they can blow up the Death Star. Their goal is to raise $11 million and they’ve even set stretch goals that will allow them to turn their one ship into a squadron and add on a YT-1300 freighter. Of course, this is all just a joke in response to the Death Star kickstarter, but I’m updating my resume and going heavy on my piloting skills, just in case.

See schematics after the jump…

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I don’t know what’s crazier: that someone started a Kickstarter project to raise £20,000,000 to build a Death Star or that people have actually pledged £206,822 towards it.

For a weapon of mass destruction, people sure seem to like the Death Star. Citizens in the U.S. tried to petition the government to consider construction of one and now this. At least the folks behind the Kickstarter campaign – Gnut Co – are making it clear that it’s a joke. They state the following under the risks and challenges header:

The only risk is the power of the Force.

The main challenge is assuring Kickstarter that this is a joke and not a serious project. As proof, the goal has been set high enough to make successful funding almost impossible.

Uh-huh. Do not underestimate the power of the Force, my friends. It seems far-fetched, but crazier things have happened. I expect Kickstarter or Lucasfilm/Disney will shut it down before they can even get close to the goal though. At least… I hope so.

(Kickstarter via Geekosystem)

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Despite an online petition filed by hopeful Star Wars fans, the White House has refused to build a Death Star citing all sorts of very good reasons, one of which was an estimated 850 quadrillion dollar cost. According to Rand Simberg, they’ve got it all wrong.

The original estimate was based on essentially creating an enormous battleship in space which is a flawed premise since the Death Star doesn’t float, it orbits. Something like the ISS would be a much better starting point. They also built the whole thing out of steel, like a battleship, but Simberg says this doesn’t make sense either.

A real Death Star would likely be made of carbon fiber, aluminum and composites with just a steel shell. Taking into account current market prices, the steel needed to construct the Death Star would cost just half a quadrillion dollars. He also notes that much of the material required to build the Death Star could be mined from asteroids for far less than what it would cost to use current Earth resources.

Simberg admits that to build the behemoth would require resources that we don’t currently have available since we’ve yet to mine asteroids and set up colonies in space, but he says not to write-off the idea forever. President Barack Obama is only the 44th President of the United States. Maybe by the time we get to the 144th our technology will catch up and our ancestors will look to the heavens to gaze upon the ultimate power in the universe.

(Transterrestrial Musings via io9)

In case you missed how the ludicrous idea of building a Death Star actually got to official levels, it was all because of We the People.The petition site lets United States citizens create a petition for just about anything. If any petition gets 25,000 signatures in 30 days, the rules dictate that it has to be reviewed in an official capacity. That seems smart and fair until someone suggests that the government should construct a Death Star.

It was a funny idea, and while the White House did deliver an amazing response, they’ve also reconsidered the number of signatures We the People petitions need. It’s now 100,000. Macon Phillips, Director of Digital Strategy, stated:

When we first raised the threshold — from 5,000 to 25,000 — we called it “a good problem to have.” Turns out that “good problem” is only getting better, so we’re making another adjustment to ensure we’re able to continue to give the most popular ideas the time they deserve.

Starting today, as we move into a second term, petitions must receive 100,000 signatures in 30 days in order to receive an official response from the Obama Administration.

I think it’s a smart move that will help ensure that our government’s time won’t be wasted coming up with nerdy responses about space stations. That said, I think the Death Star petition could have easily raced past 100,000 signatures – and so could another petition like it.

(Daily Dot via TMS)

You’ve likely heard about the online petition to build a Death Star that received a fantastically nerdy official response from The White House. Now we’ve got an official response to the official response, drafted by Galactic Empire Public Relations right from Imperial Center on Coruscant. This just keeps getting better.

Read the Galactic Empire’s response after the break…

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If you recall, a Colorado man decided to waste our government’s valuable time and resources by submitting a petition to build a Death Star. Naturally, it got more than enough signatures to warrant official consideration.

Wasteful though it may be, the response from the White House is absolutely priceless. Read it after the break:

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Sometimes the price of having a government that listens to the people is having people who suggest the construction of a Death Star. You see the White House website has a page that allows U.S. citizens to start petitions for any issue they feel the President needs to address. John D. of Colorado created one asking the people in charge to consider building a Death Star.  From the petition:

By focusing our defense resources into a space-superiority platform and weapon system such as a Death Star, the government can spur job creation in the fields of construction, engineering, space exploration, and more, and strengthen our national defense.

But does anyone actually look at these petitions? If a single one gets more than 25,000 signatures in a month, the White House has to review it. It’s currently at 23,500 and has until December 14 to get the rest – and you know it will because you’ve met Star Wars fans. I hope that whoever has to look at these petitions has enough sense to not spend much time on it.

Keep in mind that an estimate from earlier this year stated that building a Death Star would cost somewhere in the neighborhood of $852,000,000,000,000,000. Given the trouble with the fiscal cliff, I don’t think anyone has that kind of money hidden in a sleeve. Heck, I don’t know if we could even afford the Lego version of the space station.

(The FW via TMS)

Members of the 501st Legion don’t do anything halfheartedly. They are required to wear screen accurate costumes in order to be a member, and it can take tons of hours to put them together. It takes dedication. So when they decide to make a Death Star for a parade float, you can bet they take the time to do it right.

The space station that is definitely not a moon was featured in the Bartlett, Illinois Independence Day parade. They had to design something formidable that could be transported 150 miles and fit under the 15′ limit for the parade route. They found that a 10′ gray advertising balloon did the trick, and then they used a saucer shaped sled for the laser weapon. Genius.

They used different shades of what looks to be duct tape (maybe 50 different ones, I’m not counting) to achieve the Death Star look. I bet parade viewers were thrilled to see it.

See in progress pics after the break.

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