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On Tuesday, Chen Rong-yu of Taiwan died of a heart attack in a New Taipei internet cafe after playing League of Legends for 23 hours. His corpse, which was slumped in the chair and reaching toward the computer, went unnoticed by surrounding gamers until nine hours later, when a waitress made the gruesome discovery. Reports indicate that Rong-yu was last seen alive around noon on Wednesday, while he was making a phone call. The cause of death is believed to be due to cardiac arrest brought on by a combination of cold temperatures, exhaustion, and lack of movement. According to his family he had been treated for a heart condition last September.

Needless to say, if you are into marathon gaming, be sure to eat, move, take breaks and get the right amount of sleep. Seriously, if the disturbing news story after the break doesn’t drive that point home, nothing will (WARNING: GRAPHIC CONTENT).

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Regardless of whether that hot coffee poured into your mug is decaf or full-caffeinated bliss, this mug’s design will become animated by the hot liquid. Choosing death over having to drink decaf may seem a bit extreme, but you just can’t mess with a man’s coffee.

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Not only will this six foot plant give your apartment the look of the Little Shop of Horrors, but you can put on a show on demand. Any time you start the carnivorous plant up, it moves back and forth with the mouth opening and closing a few times. It then reveals its meal inside who screams and struggles to break free, finally making an appearance out the top. Unfortunately for him, the plant chews a few times and he is gone. Sounds like just the thing to set your summer parties apart from all those others.

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Give the flies a choice: Do they want to visit heaven or hell? It won’t much matter, whichever choice he makes will result in him being fried by the UV zapper. At least he can feel comfortable he had the choice in his final resting spot.

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