If you are into Suicide Girls, I have a couple of wall sculptures you might be interested in. An additional sculpture is pictured after the break.
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I wouldn’t worry about tainted pork with this pig bench given the fact that its other white meat is actually made of metal. However, your choices in home decor are quite alarming.
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Yeah..how about that huh? That’s a real stuffed croc on that pink motorcycle model. PETA will love that. It’s not something you see ever day that’s for sure.
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What could be better than Leonard Nimoy creepily staring back at you as you sleep (your fantasy has come true!). I’m assuming other characters will be available in 5-foot wall sticker form, but for the time being they can be found in smaller peel and stick appliques from the Star Trek series (pictured after the break).
Described as having “substantial physical assets”, in addition to being ”good-natured”, “at your service” and “giant”, this man bookshelf seems to have everything a woman is looking for. Without a mouth you know he’s a good listener, he’ll gladly watch soaps with you and he’ll hold your purse, knick knacks and cookbooks without a single complaint. When you really break it down, if it weren’t for sperm and our ability to earn a paycheck this bastard would probably have us all out on our asses.
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Does this look like a tame coat hook to you, or more like an athlete shish kabob? On the plus side it looks like it could double as a backup foosball control.
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After a long trip through the universe, fatigue caused this alien to misjudge the teleportation path and become embedded in the wall of a rural farmhouse. The mission was peaceful, but his disappearance has angered his comrades and sent a shockwave of fear through the authorities here on Earth. Inadvertently, one dumbass alien triggers all out interplanetary war.
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The same guys that brought us the OS X Icon pillow collection have a new collection of “Finder” icon-themed pillows for Halloween. Pick your favorite from “Count Macula”, “Spooker”, Mac-o-Lantern and “Finderstein.” They also have a new series of “Chat It Up” pillows that should be available soon. Images and details are available after the break.
The world renowned crystal artists at Daum in France have been making high-end sculptures for collectors since the late 19th century. Unfortunately, many of these sculptures are aimed squarely at the worst kind of consumer—insanely wealthy individuals with horrible taste. Case in point—this limited edition sculpture entitled “People Belong to Elephant.” According to the description, Chinese artist Chen Changwei “breaks with tradition, reinventing the Chinese zodiac in a series of surrealist busts in the time-honored tradition of pâte de cristal.” In this case, he depicts a bizarre cross between elephant and man.
With the damage caused by hurricanes Gustav and Ike in the news lately, there is no better time to talk about how important it is to be prepared for a natural disaster. First-aid kits and flashlights are no brainers, but what about a coffee table that doubles as a lifeboat? It seems like a great idea in a flood—except that the “Nautical Dory” doesn’t look like it could handle more than a 50 pound payload.
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