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Nothing is going to brighten up your Christmas like half a dozen grenades. In keeping with the spirit of the season, they are all a nice and shiny chrome color. It may seem more festive if they were red and green, but that isn’t really in keeping with the grenade spirit.
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Covering your tree with boob decorations this Christmas should help lighten the mood when family members who secretly hate each other gather together for awkward Holiday tension. If all goes well, they may be too busy laughing to argue, and you can remember fondly the year when “Nippley, The White Porcelain Tit” saved Christmas.
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I have never been interested in putting any kind of wallpaper or the like in my bedroom, but that may change. These Sexy Thongs Vinyl Wall decals are the sexiest stickers I have seen. They are not very detailed, but they certainly get their point across. The women who are drunk enough to accompany you back to your room may or may not notice how tacky they are, but they have to be a bit more acceptable than yet another poster of Jessica Alba as decoration.
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A lowrider that bounces to the music of, what else, “Low Rider”. Is there any purpose to this thing? Apparently not, but for someone like my mother who buys knick-knacks for every occasion, I could be sure it is one she doesn’t have. Now if I could only figure out what holiday this would be appropriate as a decoration for.
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According to the product page, this sword lamp is “for decoration or use.” Is that to say that if you encountered an intruder, you could grab your lamp and skewer him with it?
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Nice, little accent decoration. The bench is adjustable with weights that can be lifted off the bar. Messing around with this weightlifting clock is better than no exercise at all.
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You don’t have to be learning geography to enjoy the look of a globe in your living room. And these Flower Globes just make it that much easier. You can choose any one of the globes that the company sells as a model for the vase you like. You get a small sampling above, the onyx globe is another interesting choice. The tube running through the center of the sphere allows for easy watering. Not your average vase.
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For those of us who live in small apartments, getting a full-sized Christmas tree may not be feasible. Thanks to this ChristmasTree Poster, you don’t have to miss out on the festivities. Just pin it up on a wall and decorate using the included stick-on bulbs. Just don’t go blowing your wad on gifts, because this thing doesn’t come cheap. Measures approx 63-inches x 31-inches. Additional image available after the break.
Save your tables by letting these faux books take the punishment. Looking like realistic, antique books they will add class to what little your current living room has. When not in use it looks like it is just a nice book collection. It beats the hell out of all those cardboard ones you stole from the local bar.
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If your homeowners association doesn’t like pink flamingo lawn decorations, just think how they will feel about this Skel-E-Flamingo. These things look like pink flamingos that have been left out for far too long. Great for any time of year, skeletal birds never get old.
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