Sexy Thongs Vinyl Wall Decals
I have never been interested in putting any kind of wallpaper or the like in my bedroom, but that may change. These Sexy Thongs Vinyl Wall decals are the sexiest stickers I have seen. They are not very detailed, but they certainly get their point across. The women who are drunk enough to accompany you [...]
Animated Low Rider
A lowrider that bounces to the music of, what else, “Low Rider”. Is there any purpose to this thing? Apparently not, but for someone like my mother who buys knick-knacks for every occasion, I could be sure it is one she doesn’t have. Now if I could only figure out what holiday this would be [...]
Sword Lamp: For Decoration or Use?
According to the product page, this sword lamp is “for decoration or use.” Is that to say that if you encountered an intruder, you could grab your lamp and skewer him with it?
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Weight Lifting Bench Clock
Nice, little accent decoration. The bench is adjustable with weights that can be lifted off the bar. Messing around with this weightlifting clock is better than no exercise at all.
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Flower Spheres
You don’t have to be learning geography to enjoy the look of a globe in your living room. And these Flower Globes just make it that much easier. You can choose any one of the globes that the company sells as a model for the vase you like. You get a small sampling above, the [...]
Small Apartment? Get a Christmas Tree Poster You Can Actually Decorate
For those of us who live in small apartments, getting a full-sized Christmas tree may not be feasible. Thanks to this ChristmasTree Poster, you don’t have to miss out on the festivities. Just pin it up on a wall and decorate using the included stick-on bulbs. Just don’t go blowing your wad on gifts, [...]
‘Faux Book’ Coasters
Save your tables by letting these faux books take the punishment. Looking like realistic, antique books they will add class to what little your current living room has. When not in use it looks like it is just a nice book collection. It beats the hell out of all those cardboard ones you stole [...]
Skel-E-Flamingo
If your homeowners association doesn’t like pink flamingo lawn decorations, just think how they will feel about this Skel-E-Flamingo. These things look like pink flamingos that have been left out for far too long. Great for any time of year, skeletal birds never get old.
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Batman Beaded Garland
Christmas is a few months away, but it is never too early to start planning your decorations. You may not think of Batman when you think of Christmas, but every kid on the block will respect you after they see this. Make it part of a whole Justice League Christmas theme.
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Now Here’s a Bat That Will Whoop Some Ass
Whether you are looking to pick up a bat for playing, decorating, or delivering a savage beating, this giant baseball bat is sure to fit the bill. Speaking of bills, you had better have a fist full of them if you want to bring this beast home.
Product Page ($500)
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