
Celebrate your twisted side this season with fanciful twirled-glass pieces to display wherever and however your spirit guides. Evocative of translucent stylized gourds or glowing paisley squiggles come to life, they provide a chic, unique alternative to the usual seasonal decor.
Nice try, but a description written by an assembly of the greatest spin doctors in politics couldn’t convince the masses that this is anything but decorative glass sperm.
Product Page: ($23.75)

God knows why, but now you can put socks on your chair legs with these special chair socks and make your furniture look like a golfer, a 1980′s valley girl, or a kid from the 1970′s with the stereotypical three ring socks pulled up as high as they can go. Plus, they may or may not work to style up peg legs. Additional designs are pictured after the break.
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Does this look like a tame coat hook to you, or more like an athlete shish kabob? On the plus side it looks like it could double as a backup foosball control.
Product Page: ($199)

With these Alien Spaceship Crash figures, you can have your own close encounter without those pesky anal probes or the inconvenience of Men in Black kicking in your door.
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