This deer head is a pure white ceramic wall vase with one small part missing, his antlers. However you feel his antlers should look on any given day, just find a flower that approximates the look and plant them in the deer’s head. When that look gets old or wilted, jut find a new look.
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Just because you aren’t into hunting doesn’t mean you can’t enjoy the functional and space saving advantages offered up by a severed deer head. When you have this stag suction cupped to your mirror offering eight points of toothbrush storage and a mouth with an easily accessible tube of Colgate, you’ll understand a hunter’s true motivation.
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How about some animal index markers to add a unique look to your home library? With a selection of pigs, giraffes and deer to choose from, you can combine designs and make your shelves look like the new gateway to Jumanji, or you can keep things uniform and organize your collection with a bunch of jumping deer. That way, the next time you go scanning for something on your shelves your index finger can enjoy the same thrills you experience when driving a dark back road.
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There is no better time to come out with a Deer Hunter Nutcracker than right around hunting season. Even rednecks need something to open those walnuts with and I don’t think the traditional nutcracker will fit in with their decor.
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At some point every hunter asks themselves “How can I turn this deer’s ass into a unique, timeless treasure?” After all, that ass mocked you as you were chasing it through the woods, and invariably you were thinking of all those other deer asses that taunted you and got away. So when you finally do bag one, how do you adequately preserve and present it… by installing a monster’s head, of course!
If you haven’t been lucky this season, you can get this deer “butthead” which is a newly mounted, real white tail deer that has been combined with a mannequin head. You can pass it off as your own victory, or use it to provide hours of hysterical laughter by staring at it while getting high. Good times!
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