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breakfast-floss

Under most circumstances, eating generous amounts of bacon waffles and coffee will result in two possible outcomes: tooth decay and/or heart attacks. Breakfast floss provides a solution to these problems while attempting to curb your cravings in a pseudo-tasty synthetic way. Eh…on second thought, this might be a great way to finish off a breakfast of bacon, waffles and coffee.

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Every dentist recommends flossing, but it seems that those warnings about gingivitis usually fall on deaf ears. Perhaps the taste of crispy fried bacon will get you back on the road to proper oral hygiene.

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