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You spend half of your weekend nights bent over a toilet after indulging just a bit too much, so you will recognize this desk organizer guy’s pain. Unlucky for him that he has paper clips coming back up. The toilet is also a handy holder for pens and Post-it Notes while messages can be left in a spot that is very easy to see and very painful, if not embarrassing, for him.
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With all of the amusing desktop games out there, and distractions like smartphones and computers at your disposal, engaging in a game of mini tennis/tetherball at work seems completely absurd. I mean, if you are going to get canned for goofing off at work, go for the gold.
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Unlike traditional bowling, the objective of this desktop game is to knock down the knights without disturbing the princess pin. If you are successful, you can do what Mario was never able to accomplish—pick up the spare.
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Play with cars and sweep your desk clean all at the same time. This product will give you yet one more way to play with toys while claiming they are work related. Just make sure that desk is clean or you will be accused of loafing. It will be true, but others are not supposed to know about it.
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H.U.T.A as in “head up their ass?” This little desktop statuette will serve as a reminder to all who enter your office that stupidity will not be tolerated. An additional image is available after the break.
Bored at the work? Thanks to one of history’s worst maritime disasters, you can now pass the hours and learn a little something in the process. In addition to the Titanic and iceberg replicas, it also features a 32-page book with “lifesaving tips to stay afloat in the office.”
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Blow darkness away with this ruggedly masculine desktop grenade lamp. Notice that it is thoroughly camouflaged—just in case you need to do a little nighttime reading while stalking your enemy through the woods.
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Show your support for Obama or McCain in the weirdest way possible with these election year campaign gargoyles.
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It’s hard not to stare, but these desktop goblins are actually quite sensitive about their freakishly large heads. It’s best to just quietly stick your paperclips and coins in their mouth and not eyeball them. An additional version is pictured after the break with a monkey is thrown in for good measure.
