My father had a ship in a bottle on his desk, but I prefer something a little more modern.
It’s no wonder, then, that a true fan of Joss Whedon’s Firefly TV Series and motion picture Serenity would have a 1:400th scale model of the beloved ship on his or her desk. 8 inches long, hand painted and cast from dozens of parts – some as small as a millimeter, her design matches the model used in Firefly down to the smallest detail. There’s even two little removable shuttles in case your on-board companion needs to take a side-trip.
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If you took as many blows to the head as Deadpool has, you would be crazy as hell too.
The Deadpool polystone pencil cup is now available for pre-order with shipment slated for September 2012. Hey, advanced pencil holders like this one take time to develop.
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Bask in the serene blue glow of this desktop USB-powered boob. Is it cold in here? No, the nipple is erect because it doubles as an on/off switch. Haha…disturbing.
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Why? Because it’s going to be wicked annoying.
This desktop Dalek has sensors that can detect obstacles around it, so it won’t ever bump into your stuff or fall off your desk—but it will run around saying “Exterminate”! at every turn. Fortunately, that option can be turned off.
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It’s not magic that keeps this Doctor Who Tardis levitating and spinning…it’s magnets. Get it for your desk—flicking it over and over again will transport you to quitting time faster (or at least it will seem that way). Plus, it’s a lot less annoying than that kinetic sculpture from Iron Man 2.
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Want to recycle your batteries but you’re not sure how? Well, this battery-shaped recycling tin doesn’t answer that question, but it does something almost as good—it puts that problem off until later. In the meantime, your drawers will stay just a little bit tidier. According to the product page, the tin comes in two parts to accommodate batteries large and small—but you could use it to store just about anything that will fit.
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Hey, I’m not saying it’s a good idea, I’m just saying that doing it at work can be exciting. Of course, I am speaking about the desktop cornhole game. When the boss isn’t looking, you and your co-workers can pass the time playing with 10.25 inches of fun.
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You spend half of your weekend nights bent over a toilet after indulging just a bit too much, so you will recognize this desk organizer guy’s pain. Unlucky for him that he has paper clips coming back up. The toilet is also a handy holder for pens and Post-it Notes while messages can be left in a spot that is very easy to see and very painful, if not embarrassing, for him.
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With all of the amusing desktop games out there, and distractions like smartphones and computers at your disposal, engaging in a game of mini tennis/tetherball at work seems completely absurd. I mean, if you are going to get canned for goofing off at work, go for the gold.
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