Unlike traditional bowling, the objective of this desktop game is to knock down the knights without disturbing the princess pin. If you are successful, you can do what Mario was never able to accomplish—pick up the spare.
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Play with cars and sweep your desk clean all at the same time. This product will give you yet one more way to play with toys while claiming they are work related. Just make sure that desk is clean or you will be accused of loafing. It will be true, but others are not supposed to know about it.
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H.U.T.A as in “head up their ass?” This little desktop statuette will serve as a reminder to all who enter your office that stupidity will not be tolerated. An additional image is available after the break.
Bored at the work? Thanks to one of history’s worst maritime disasters, you can now pass the hours and learn a little something in the process. In addition to the Titanic and iceberg replicas, it also features a 32-page book with “lifesaving tips to stay afloat in the office.”
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Blow darkness away with this ruggedly masculine desktop grenade lamp. Notice that it is thoroughly camouflaged—just in case you need to do a little nighttime reading while stalking your enemy through the woods.
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Show your support for Obama or McCain in the weirdest way possible with these election year campaign gargoyles.
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It’s hard not to stare, but these desktop goblins are actually quite sensitive about their freakishly large heads. It’s best to just quietly stick your paperclips and coins in their mouth and not eyeball them. An additional version is pictured after the break with a monkey is thrown in for good measure.
Details are scarce on this Alien Invasion Shooting Game, but it appears to involve laser light gun gameplay that is similar to this Gangster Shoot Gallery. So be prepared! E.T. is due to attack your desktop on August 31st.
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You have already enslaved Darth Vader on your desktop, now its time to put R2-D2 to work keeping your beer cold. Just plug his decapitated robot body into a free USB port and pop a cold one down his throat. He will keep that brew frosty while you surf the internet for more Star Wars themed nonsense.
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