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singing-baseball-glove

I would say that you had to be a sports nut to want to eat chips and dip out of a baseball glove, but this one actually offers a useful function for outdoor eating. To start using it to eat your favorite dip, just push the button and the ball containing the dip will open as it plays “Take Me Out To The Ballgame”. The ball does not stay open forever, just long enough for you to get some dip. Then it closes to keep all those nasty little critters out of it. So now you have fresh dip and you get to hear that same song over and over again. I am sure you can figure a way to mute the sound if you want to keep using it.

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pig-chip-dishes

As long as you are going to sit on the couch and scarf down chips and dip at a medically unsafe rate, these chip and dip bowls will be a worthy accessory. They will certainly give you a good idea of the shape you will soon be if you don’t get some exercise and start taking your eating habits a little more seriously.

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