And hey, the deal comes with four free cases of gravy! According to H.T. Hackney Foodservice, that works out to $597.84 of gross gravy profits—but wouldn’t you rather pour that investment into your coffee in the morning? Maybe even dump it all in a bathtub, make sweet love to your lady in it, then pour your love gravy back into the machine for delicious body butter biscuits? What, just me?
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Since NASCAR was founded by moonshine runners it makes total sense to celebrate one of its young stars with a liquor dispenser that looks like a still. This copper topped still will look right at home with all your other racing memorabilia. Only this one is a lot more fun when used for pouring yourself a stiff belt just like Junior himself would.
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The bathroom can be a lonely place. You spend a lot time there and having anyone join you is just a little too weird. Luckily a robot doesn’t count as a person so the two of you can sit there with your pants around your ankles and a magazine in your hands. And absolutely no talking. Guys do not chat in the bathroom.
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Watching the green gel drip out of this Nose Dispenser is pretty gross. And gross things are what young boys thrive on. So while you may not necessarily appreciate this shower accessory, the young men in the house will love it.
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