Yoga Boy Wrapping Paper Makes Me Uncomfortable

Nothing says “I love you” like giving a gift wrapped in Yoga Boy Paper. And nothing endears you more to your loved ones than having them think you are disturbing and weird.
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Freudian Watch

Do you want to be reminded of Freud’s theories every minute of the day? I don’t know that I have the stomach for it, but those of you who enjoy that type of thing can have it with the Freudian watch.
Every few seconds the bubble of his mind will rotate through his thoughts of MOM, [...]

Mooing Cow Thong For Men: Be Very Afraid

This Cow Pouch Thong for men actually makes a mooing sound. And if any of you ladies out there find that to be sexy, I think you may have a problem.
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