When motion is detected, this traffic light dog toy will flash red, yellow and green for 30 seconds. Of course, dogs have trouble seeing colors properly, so they are going to barrel through that red light every time.
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Better to have your dog chew on the Mr. Poops dog toy than to go out and bring back the real thing. This squeak toy comes packaged appropriately poking his head up out of a toilet seat. Sort of like a sacrificed Mr. Hankey.
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Don’t make your dog go prowling the streets every night looking for a female to partner up with. Get him his own Little Black Book Plush Chew Toy and he can have a list of where all his best conquests are. A lot less demeaning than some other types of squeaking toys he could be caught with.
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The Crazy Wrestler chew toy talks smack to your dog anytime he gets near it with challenges like “I’m gonna stick you in a Boston Crab!” or “You’ll never get my belt little doggy.” It may also be the reason why Mickey Rourke’s face is so jacked up.
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The things that some dogs will eat pretty much grosses me out, but if you can’t beat them join them. I would rather my dog go around chewing on this Squeaking Poop Shaped Chew Toy than the real thing. That I will listen to the damn dog squeaking poop for hours on end tells you just how gross I really find it.
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