Check out Chubs the pug dressed up like a Wampa from Star Wars for Halloween in the video after the break. It’s impossibly adorable.
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Do a barrel roll!
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Holy sweet freakin’ Lord…a peeing dog wind up toy! Sheeeit…I’m gonna make a little fire hydrant for this thing then grab a USB humping dog. Maybe even put a Gi-Joe in a mailman outfit I made out of construction paper.
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Puzzles have branched out from their familiar role as nursing home pastime to provide frustrating entertainment in a variety of new formats that will keep you from eating, saving money or wiping your rear. Check out these 10 examples to discover their full range.
Could it be that chasing cars, sniffing ass and eating your own puke is the gateway to spiritual Nirvana, or is that look just gas? Probably better to take the high road on this one. A cat version is pictured after the break.
The “doggy back” part of this outfit can be heated in the microwave or frozen before being attached to the Velcro therapeutic jacket to provide your dog with relief for his aches and pains. Whether or not that relief is worth the endless teasing he is going to take from all the other dogs is an open question.
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You have to figure that a sex slave doll is one toy that won’t complain if it is played with a bit roughly. As a matter of fact, the more it is tossed around, the more it will shout out “Oh yeah! Aaaah that’s good!”. As long as your dog doesn’t start coming home in leather and chains I don’t see any harm in it.
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This adorable puppy door chime greets guests with a cheerful “welcome” when they enter a room. The product page also suggests that it would make for a decent security alarm—meaning that thieves will also be greeted with hospitality.
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No need to try and convince your teacher that your dog ate your homework when you can bring the actual dog into class. You can use this dog storage box any time you need to keep a bunch of documents right at hand. The roof opens for easy access and stays closed with a magnet. And the goofy dog looks just as smart as the box he actually is.
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Taking a dog’s food and turning it against him by making it into a bark collar seems almost cruel, if it weren’t for the fact that there is nothing more annoying than an incessantly barking dog. An audible sound accompanied by a shock are triggered by barking. It won’t take him too long to associate all that barking with pain. As long as your pet isn’t a masochist.
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